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This slab of beef first came on my radar in THIS POST in 2016. But a reader found another gif that's NEARLY PORNOGRAPHIC.

Prosecutors say Justin Gimelstob pleaded no contest to misdemeanor assault for attacking a former friend in Los Angeles on Halloween 2017. The ex-tennis player turned executive, commentator and coach -- who has a history of misogynistic remarks -- received three years’ probation, 60 days of community labor and must complete 52 weeks of anger management classes for what judge called a "violent, unprovoked attack in public in front of children."

Los Angeles Times reports:

Gimelstob was accused of attacking Randall Kaplan, a longtime friend of the tennis circuit veteran’s former wife. Kaplan, a venture capitalist, was walking with his wife and 2-year-old daughter in West L.A. on Halloween about 6 p.m. when the attack occurred.

Kaplan, addressing the court Monday, said that he never saw his attacker coming and that he feared for his life as he endured blows to his head and upper body.

“During that time, I was punched at least 50 times but when you count it -- 1 ... 2 … 3 ... the actual number was likely over 100,” he said.

“I realized that people had finally stepped in to pull my attacker off of me, who was still saying, ‘I’m going to … kill you’ while he pointed at me with eyes of a crazed lunatic,” Kaplan said, adding that his family lives in fear of Gimelstob.

The wife of Gimelstob's victim says she suffered a miscarriage as a result of watching her husband get brutalized in front of their 2-year-old daughter.

Bill Simmons at Inside Tennis writes:

So we must ask what will the impact be of devastating #Gimelstob event, which according to reports, does not stand alone. Justin has such talent and is a powerful figure in tennis and the ATP. Will he retain his coveted position on the ATP Player Council? Will Tennis Channel put him back on the air? And most important will he gain the understanding that violence & threats are just not acceptable -- period. Will he learn to control his anger?

Does Tommy Haas realize how lucky he was he wasn't attacked for winning this tiebreak match against JT?

Read the full victim impact statement from Randall Kaplan, the man beaten by Justin Gimelstob last Halloween. (1/5) pic.twitter.com/S1qCKl4Ovh
— Ben Rothenberg (@BenRothenberg) April 22, 2019

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Hot Cat of the Day: If I ever came into a large sum of money I would retire to open a cat sanctuary so I could watch scenes like this all day!

Thanks to everyone who straightened me out yesterday. Today we have sexy Steve Lund!

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The Randy Report: Doctor in Kuwait invents suppository that "cures" being gay

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A former pro hockey player and a criminal justice advocate were found slain in a California condo in a killing now being investigated as a double homicide, according to reports

Josh Rosen looks like a winning pick to me

The Washington Post: Trump met with Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey -- and complained about his follower count (seriously)

Mother Jones:Air Force veteran MJ Hegar -- who last year nearly knocked off a longtime GOP congressman in a heavily Republican district -- will challenge Texas Sen. John Cornyn in 2020. (Beto O'Rourke should have been doing this, but OK ...)

The New York Times: Did Trump obstruct justice? Mueller didn’t say, but left a trail to the answer (hint: yes)

Nearly 8,000 Boy Scout leaders have been accused of sexual abuse against children since 1944, according to a child sexual abuse expert

Benjamin Netanyahu said he would ask his government to approve naming a new Jewish settlement in the Golan Heights for Donald Trump(!)

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This one's notable for a few reasons: It's sung by the lead babes of the two biggest female bands of all time; I was in the audience at the Largo the night it was recorded; and, shockingly (to me), it was the last time I was in Los Angeles -- after having gone every year since leaving in 1993! I miss you, L.A. :-(

No surprise I still haven’t gotten over THIS ONE.

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ICYMI: A 'stache, a bulge and too hot for Morning Wood

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All sorts of once famous (and notorious) people wind up working in real estate -- Haviland Morris of "Sixteen Candles,"Tony "Heartbeat" DeFranco and sugar-daddy aficionado Brett Jordan come to mind. But I can't think of one I'd rather chat up more than the inspiration behind The Knack's enduring New Wave hit!

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I don't approve of golf. But apparently I approve of men playing it.

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The Randy Report:Now Pete Buttigieg is just showing off

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Hot Cat of the Day: These kitties are cool as a cucumber, but I'm freaking out just watching!

With thanks to Patric: Find out what reporter John Fenoglio's got going on beneath that perfect-fit polo shirt HERE.

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As many of you know, Prince wrote some of the biggest hits for other artists of the 1980s. Now his estate is putting out a collection of his take on 15 of those songs -- with these being the ones I'm most excited about:

"Sex Shooter" by Apollonia 6

"Jungle Love" by the Time

"Manic Monday" by the Bangles

"The Glamorous Life" by Sheila E.

"Make-Up" by Vanity 6

"Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor

Full lineup HERE.