While D-Listed is all hot 'n' bothered over the "Elegant Moments" leather daddy costume for sale over at Sears.com, I'm more preoccupied with the family retailer's Dreamgirl Strip Search Officer Ken I. Seymour adult costume. (Also marketed as a TSA officer.) For the uninitiated, Ken Seymour happens to be the birth name of my old roommate and former porn legend Mike Henson! Do you think it's possible some fun queen who works for the costume manufacturer slipped that one in to be, uh, cheeky?
The real Ken Seymour
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UPDATE: A Facebook friend -- or 12 -- pointed out that they (obviously) were going for "Can I see more"? (Yes, I'm stupid.) I guess I see what I want!
UPDATE: A Facebook friend -- or 12 -- pointed out that they (obviously) were going for "Can I see more"? (Yes, I'm stupid.) I guess I see what I want!