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RIP: Pauline Phillips, aka Dear Abby

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This is the lede of her New York Times obituary!
Dear Abby:
My wife sleeps in the raw. Then she showers, brushes her teeth and fixes our breakfast — still in the buff. We’re newlyweds and there are just the two of us, so I suppose there’s really nothing wrong with it. What do you think?
— Ed 
Dear Ed:
It’s O.K. with me. But tell her to put on an apron when she’s frying bacon. 

BTW: Twin sister Eppie Lederer -- aka Ann Landers -- died in 2002.

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