Club Kid murderer Michael Alig walked out of prison today -- and James St. James has some advice for his onetime pal about the world he is now entering:
It’s a very different world you’re re-entering into. So much has changed in the 17 years since you last walked among us. For instance: We have talking pictures now! And cronuts! Boys are cuter in the 21st century. And dicks are bigger. These are facts. If you don’t believe me, spend an hour on Tumblr. Another odd thing: EVERYBODY has killer style now. Kids in Peoria are as fabulous as the kids in Williamsburg. It’s all rather dizzying, and kind of depressing. When everybody is fabulous, nobody is. OMG. Burger King changed their french fries and the world has never been the same. Cabs take credit cards now.
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