Tiny Kansas man hoped to marry teen girl after sex romp: report
Christopher Lanning mapped out a lurid, sexual fantasy during online chats with an undercover cop posing as a 14-year-old, authorities said. The 90-pounder, who has dwarfism, allegedly peed in a bottle as he raced across the country for an illicit hookup.
This one's no astronaut in diapers, but I like his style. Read HERE.