These are the kinds of text messages I get late at night. He's talking about the new "sex" store near my house, that "Weekend Update" even singled out. What's funny is they have the male gender symbol in the middle, which I would take to be an "o" and pronounce Splosh -- whatever that means. SNL called it "Splash," but now the, um, menu seems to confirm I'm right -- which definitely doesn't make it any more right. Lamb chops????
